What secret vice lights your astrological fire?
No matter how hard you try, there are some habits you just can't quit. Whether you love libations or are sprung on spending cash, there's a guilty pleasure you don't want to admit. Find out which secret vice your sign is most likely engaging with and know that no matter how lascivious the deed, you're still totally normal.
Aries
March 21 – April 19
Your vice: physical intimacy
As the most sexual sign in the zodiac, it's no wonder that Aries loves to indulge in hanky panky as often as possible. In fact, this ram can't imagine life without amore, and if they don't get it as often as they'd like, they're likely to become restless. The only real struggle with this naughty habit is finding a partner who can keep up.
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Taurus
April 20 – May 20
Your vice: baking
The perfectionist of the zodiac is also queen of the kitchen. Their baking skills go beyond normal and delve into the realms of the divine. This sign can make the most mouth-watering cookies, cakes and pies with one hand tied behind their back. Unfortunately, their addiction to the oven leads to unwelcomed side effects, like extra weight and nonstop baking requests from family and friends.
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Gemini
May 21 – June 20
Your vice: get-togethers with friends
Hanging out with your BFFs doesn't sound much like a vice, unless you're Gemini and want to be surrounded by friends 24/7. This social butterfly sign loves nothing more than to laugh, dance and get a little drunk with their besties, but their partying spirit tends to wear everyone else out. Since this highly intelligent sign is also charismatic, they'll quickly scoop up a new group of girlfriends to join their festivities.
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Cancer
June 21 – July 22
Your vice: makeup
This crab sign is the master of putting on a good face, due to their habit of hiding their inner feelings from the world. Along with a smile, they love getting dolled up and will perfect their look by practicing with their enormous makeup collection. This sign is most likely to have multiple monthly subscriptions to beauty boxes so they can try new products and application techniques.
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Leo
July 23 – August 22
Your vice: taking sexy selfies
Leo likes to feel powerful and in control. When they're not working, they're likely at home, posing in front of a selfie stick, documenting their total awesomeness and sex appeal. Most likely to upload the pictures as well, nothing makes this lion sign purr more than getting confirmation (in the form of likes) of their incredible beauty.
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Virgo
August 21 – September 22
Your vice: spying on the neighbors
This maiden sign is the Nosy Nelly of the zodiac and wants to know exactly what's going on with everyone in the neighborhood. Whether it's a strange car parked down the road or a loud argument between the couple next door, Virgo is likely near a window or pressed up against a shared wall trying to catch as much information as they can in secret. They're not against binoculars or sound-enhancing equipment if it makes their nosing around easier.
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Libra
September 23 – October 22
Your vice: shopping
Libra is usually so careful to the point of being meticulous when it comes to balanced, healthy behavior. However, they lose all inhibition when confronted with a cute outfit or must-have accessory. This sign is good at saving money, but they're even better at spending it when they see something they feel they just have to have—which is quite often.
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Scorpio
October 23 – November 22
Your vice: crafting
Creating works of art, whether they go on the wall or on a body, seems like a perfectly harmless habit. For a Scorpio, however, this habit is more like an obsession and their house is basically a big craft drawer, overflowing with supplies they swear they're going to use, but manage to forget about before starting a new project. While being so creative has its upside, their family is really tired of getting knitted hats and bejeweled sweaters as gifts.
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Sagittarius
November 23 – December 21
Your vice: planning your next getaway
Sagittarius has a hard time keeping still. If their bodies aren't on the move to somewhere or something new, then you can bet their minds are already there. This sign has a hard time relaxing and enjoying themselves in the moment, so even on vacation, they're busy researching Yelp reviews and pricing tickets to another amazing destination.
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Capricorn
December 22 – January 19
Your vice: obsessive cleaning and organizing
If Capricorn was a fairy-tale character, they'd likely be the seven dwarfs, whistling while they worked. There's nothing more relaxing to this hard working goat sign than seeing dust and dirt disappear. They love putting systems in place and are never too tired to do housework or reorganize their closets and alphabetize their pantries. In the rare moments they have nothing to clean, well, nevermind, they'll find something that needs a wipe-down.
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Aquarius
January 20 – February 18
Your vice: treating your pets like babies
Animal-loving Aquarius is in tune with their pets in a way most people can't (and don't want to) understand. They claim to feel what their furry friends feel, and instinctively know their needs as if they had the ability to communicate telepathically with them. While nurturing animals may start off as an innocent endeavor, eventually this slightly wacky star sign will take to swaddling their pet and spoon feeding them bites of kibble.
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Pisces
February 19 – March 20
Your vice: trying all the new health treatments
Sensitive Pisces is more prone to being a hypochondriac than any other sign. They are sensitive and emotional, and that attention to their feelings makes them more acutely aware of what's going on in their bodies. They feel every twinge and will seek out a variety of remedies in order to make themselves healthier. This sign is likely to spend a lot of money on folk treatments and herbal supplements.
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