How the planets might influence your child's first utterances
While every new parent hopes to hear "mama" or "dada" from their baby's sweet lips, they may get a surprise when their little one says something that can only be explained by their unique astrology. Find out what your child is likely to say first, based on their place in the zodiac.
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Aries
March 21 – April 19
"Mine!"
Brazen Aries children are a bit (OK, a lot) selfish. Even as babies, this impulsive sign knows what they want and isn't afraid to take it. They're the least likely to share with others and the most likely to take something out of another baby's hands because in the Aries child's mind, it belongs to them anyway.
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Taurus
April 20 – May 20
"Yummy"
Taurus is the most indulgent of all the zodiac signs. Their extraordinary sense of taste translates into a love of flavors like sweet, salty and savory. This bull sign will likely speak early in response to a beloved food or treat because they want you to know that they would like another bite.
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Gemini
May 21 – June 20
"Look at me!"
Gemini loves to be the star of the show, even when they're in diapers. Babies born under this sign are driven by engagement and attention, and will relish the chance to show you how awesome they are. Notice that their first words are in a complete phrase—that's because Gemini children are some of the smartest in the zodiac.
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Cancer
June 21 – July 22
"Hmmm"
Judgy Cancer kids are also notoriously private, meaning their shade will be subtle. Their huff of indignation means so much with so little effort. When you hear your baby utter that breath of consonants, know that they're displeased about something but unwilling (and totally unable) to explain themselves further.
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Leo
July 23 – August 22
"No!"
Bossy Leo has a clear set of expectations for others, and they won't be timid about speaking up when the time comes. If they notice someone doing something incorrectly, they're bound to say so, even with a limited vocabulary. Watch for a single raised eyebrow to accompany this baby's first word.
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Virgo
August 23 – September 22
"Oops!"
Overly worried Virgo tends to stress out about perceived wrongdoings (both their own and others') and will be quick to let someone know when they've made a mistake. Even as a baby, this maiden sign wants things to be perfect and will likely have a mini anxiety attack if they think they've disappointed you. Be warned, parents of Virgo kids, this sign needs lots of reassurance to feel confident.
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Libra
September 23 – October 22
"Love you!"
Matters of the heart come easy to cupid-struck Libra, who, as they grow, become very judicially minded, with a strong sense of what's right and wrong. Libra babies who haven't yet been exposed to the weight of the world will likely be the rosiest, loveliest little munchkins ever seen, and can't wait to tell their family how much they adore them.
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Scorpio
October 23 – November 22
"Girl, bye."
Sass is basically a first language for sharp-tongued Scorpio babies. Not only will they express their general disdain for any of your shenanigans, they'll probably have their eye-roll game on point and may throw in some stealthy neck moves so you really know they are not playing around.
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Sagittarius
November 23 – December 21
"Drive?"
Adventurous Sagittarius babies learn quickly that the best way to see new parts of the world is from the window while they're strapped in their cozy carseat. This always-moving sign will sit still if there's something exciting for them to look at in the process. Eager to go on another trip through town, this baby will master their chauffeur call early.
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Capricorn
December 22 – January 19
"Let me do it."
Smarty-pants Capricorn babies have a vision, and it involves them doing things in the most efficient way possible. That means taking over and completing whatever task you're attempting all by themselves. Their frustration with your lack of speed or unnecessary steps will drive them to speak in a full sentence the first time they say actual words. Get ready, parents, you're in for a long, subordinate ride.
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Aquarius
January 20 – February 19
"Hi Grandma!"
It may seem so sweet to imagine your Aquarius baby's first words welcoming their beloved granny, until you realize that they're actually talking about their great-great-grandmother who passed away thirty years earlier. Known for being the most spiritually sensitive sign in the zodiac, your sixth-sense baby will likely be communing with ghosts long before they start talking to you.
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Pisces
February 19 – March 20
"I'm sad."
Parents of emotional Pisces babies should know, up front, that they'll be dealing with a lot of hurt feelings over the course of their child's life. This super-sensitive water sign is prone to crying and bouts of moodiness, so it's only likely that their first words will signify their understanding that their hearts are heavy and they need a hug to make it all better.
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