It's the lesser-known way the body sends a request for potassium.
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Eye know what you’re thinking and eye agree. Eye-uck!
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If only the icky tuft of hair and tongue piercing were the worst part about this one.
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What happens when you eat the whole sunflower seed.
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Solid proof that there’s nowhere to run, nowhere to hide.
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Someone needs to gently explain to them the plot of The Lion King.
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If she told him that’s how the baby got in there, they have bigger problems than dirty diapers.
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It could be worse—she could be a lipstick-wearing pit bull hockey mom.
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Your guess is … probably better than what’s actually happening here.
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When Welcome 2 My Nightmare is on your birthing CD, just assume your kid will start therapy in preschool.
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Pleasedontletherliketrucks. Pleasedontletherliketrucks.
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PleasedontlethimlikeBarbie. PleasedontlethimlikeBarbie.
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How men in the 1950s thought babies were born.
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So, you’re sure you have room in your life for another living creature?
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Despite being born with a hole in his arm, the baby went on to live a full and happy life.
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If you’re counting the minutes, it’s going to be a loooooong nine months.
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Seriously? That was the best you could come up with?
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