Turdunkin'
"Ooh, I love Dunkin' Donuts so much that I think I'll brine my turkey in Coolattas, stuff it with Munchkins and serve it with coffee gravy and hash browns," said no person ever. Seriously. EVER.
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Turkey Cake
A total case of the eyes and brain not agreeing with each other. It looks just like a delicious cake, but what it really is is mashed potato and sweet potato "frosting" (topped with marshmallows, of course) and turkey "cake" inside. Definitely not for the guest who doesn't like all their food groups touching.
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Turbacon
No roundup of extreme Thanksgiving dishes is complete without mention of the Turbacon. Not just a Turducken, this is a cornish hen stuffed inside a chicken stuffed inside duck stuffed inside a turkey, stuffed inside a PIG. But that's not all. It's then covered in bacon, stuffed with bacon croissant stuffing and glazed with Dr. Pepper butter. There's also sausage and veal involved. This baby clocks in at 79,046 calories and 6,892 grams of fat. Beat that, y'all.
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White Castle Stuffing
If you've ever dreamed of eating White Castle hamburgers at your Thanksgiving dinner, now's your chance. This stuffing recipe utilizes crumbled White Castle sliders to make what one can only assume is a very "special" version of traditional stuffing.
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Deep-Fried Buffalo Turkey
Nothing represents Thanksgiving better than football and turkey, so why not take things one step further with a deep-fried turkey version of a football fan favorite?
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Cherpumple
What exactly is a Cherpumple, you ask? It basically takes every element of Thanksgiving and condenses it into cake form. Let us break it down for you: It's a layer of sweet potato pie baked into jalapeño cornbread topped with a layer of green bean casserole baked into sage-sausage stuffing all topped with a final layer of chicken pot pie baked into a turkey-duck meatloaf. The "frosting" holding it all together is mashed potatoes with fried garlic and chive sprinkles all topped with cranberry sauce.
Yes, really.
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Turdurken Cheese Ball
Turdurken was soooo 2000, so really step it up a notch this year with a turdurken-inspired cheese ball. Yes, it's exactly what you're thinking: cheese stuffed in cheese stuffed in cheese for 12 layers.
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Latke-Crusted Turkey Stuffing Fritters
If you really want to impress the guests this holiday, check out these deep-fried stuffing balls encrusted with shredded potatoes and filled with a liquid cranberry core. Top it all off with some gravy, and you've got an all-finger-food Thanksgiving dinner!
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Bacon & Miele Cornbread
Why serve plain ol' cornbread when you can add bacon? Because, really, bacon truly makes everything better. (Sorry, vegetarians!)
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Sausage Mashed Potatoes
Thanksgiving is all about gorging on rich dishes you would probably never eat the rest of the year, so why not add some crumbled sausage to your mashed potatoes? WHY NOT?
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