Halloween, Everyday
When Reddit recently asked parents what the creepiest thing their kid had ever said was, the answers were nothing short of horrifying. Read on for some of the chill-inducing responses.
Good night ... Forever
"I was tucking in my 2-year-old. He said, 'Good-bye, Dad.' I said, 'No, we say good night.' He said, 'I know. But this time its good-bye.' Had to check on him a few times to make sure he was still there."
Sixth Sense
"My mom has told a story about my brother when he was younger. I guess he was sleepwalking and she was trying to coax him back to bed and he said something along the lines of 'I would, but the devil is behind you.' Yeah, no."
Reincarnation
"My oldest sister was born the year my dad's mom died. According to my dad, as soon as my sister was old enough to say the words, she said 'I am your mother.'"
Dating Advice
"I jokingly asked, 'What's the best way to get a girlfriend?' Seven-year-old's response: 'Tell her to be my girlfriend or she'll never see her parents again.'"
The Deepest Love
"A friend of mine's child told him, 'Daddy, I love you so much that I want to cut your head off and carry it around so I can see your face whenever I want.'"
Remember, Remember
Sibling Rivalry
"My 3-year-old daughter stood next to her newborn brother and looked at him for awhile then turned and looked at me and said, 'Daddy it's a monster … we should bury it.'"
He's Coming ...
"My younger cousin (around 5 at the time) once drew a picture of a black monster, looked up at me and said, 'He told me to draw this. He's coming for you. You better hide.'"
Don't Turn Around
"'Go back to sleep, there isn't anything under you bed.'
'He's behind you now.'"
Sweet Tooth
"Kid (4-year-old): I want a cupcake
Me: No
Kid: I want a cupcake, please?
Me: No
Kid: Whispers If you give me a cupcake I won't cut your neck."
You Know, The Man
"I was tucking my 3-year-old son into bed and asking what his favorite part of the day was.
Son: 'It was playing with the man.'
Me: 'What man?'
Son: 'THAT man' (points to empty corner of this bedroom … which is on the upstairs floor of our old house)"
The Devil's Spawn
"My cousin was thrown out of a preschool for taking off his shoe and telling a nun, 'Shut up or I'll take your eye out with my shoe 'cause I'm the son of the devil.' Apparently that was the last straw."
Mind Control
"My 5-year-old son asked me last week, 'What do you see through the black circles in my eyes when you're controlling me when I'm at school?'"
