Do you find it impossible to part with your fur vest? Can't dance unless Parliament Funkadelic is on the turntable? Then you were probably a teen in the '80s. Sure, this is admitting you're kind of old, but think how jealous everyone is that you got to see the original "A-Team" on your television set—even if you did have to keep getting up to change the channel and adjust the foil on the antennae.
I'm not saying being a teen in the '80s was the best thing in the world, but we were the first ones to dance to Madonna's "Holiday" in a club. OK, maybe it really was the best thing in the world.
Here are some other ways you know you were a teen in the '80s:
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- You had a crush on John Stamos the first time he was hot.
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You gave someone a mix tape as a gift, and it was actually a cassette, not a CD. (Because that would be a mix CD, duh.)
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You had an armful of rubber bracelets. That weren't your daughter's.
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You had serious discussions with your friends about who was better: Duckie or Blane.
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Let's face it, you pretty much based your life on John Hughes movies.
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You used a lot of mousse. No really, A LOT.
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You would never wear a T-shirt without cutting off the neck.
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You always had a pack of Now and Laters in your purse.
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You thought David Hasselhoff was kind of cute and never dreamed he'd eat a hamburger off the floor.
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You went to Tower Records on Sunset Boulevard and bought a 45. No, I'm not talking about a gun.
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You wore leg warmers that weren't part of a Halloween costume.
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You weren't wearing "mom jeans." They were just "jeans."
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You drank a lot of Tab. And then switched to Diet Pepsi.
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So many of your friends reminded you of Spicoli.
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You had more than one thing in your closet made entirely of Spandex.
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You knew all the words to "Hungry Like the Wolf." Even the part that goes, "Strut on a line, it's discord and rhyme," and makes no sense.
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You knew at least one person who could do the Rubik's Cube. In real life, not on the Internet.