All day, this is me watching my toddler.
RELATED: Dinner Time With Kids, Told in Gifs
But there is just one thing that stands between me and some quality time with my bae whiskey: Bedtime.
Image via Giphy
Bedtime …
Image via Imgur
Bedtime wouldn't be so hard except that whenever my toddler is sleepy …
Image via Buzzfeed
And I say, "Hey, let's brush teeth!" My toddler suddenly is ready to fight.
Image via Imgur
It doesn't matter how stealthy I am. If I say, "Hey, let's read books!" The reaction is always the same.
Image via Giphy
Image via Gifbay
And this is how it is the whole time.
Image via Reaction Gifs
And I need the booze…
Image via Tumblr
But I can't have the booze, because I'm wrestling a 26-pound ball of terror determined to pee on the floor or die trying.
Image via Giphy
You can't reason with him, because he knows how bad you want this.
Image via Imgur
And it never ends. Even after he is in bed, he just sits and yells, "Mommy! Mooom!" And, I'm all, "GO TO SLEEP! JUST DO IT!"
Image via Imgur
Image via Imgur
But it's always worth it, because eventually the sleep comes.
Image via Imgur
And so does the whiskey.
Image via Imgur
RELATED: 31 Questions From My Kid I Was Totally Unprepared For
And then, I go peek at him and he's so cute. I miss him.
Image via Buzzfeed
