Music to Your Ears
Sure, we’re all familiar with sticker charts, M&M rewards and the like, but did you know there was a soundtrack to make potty training a breeze? Oh yeah, these 10 songs are guaranteed to have your toddler going on command. Add these to your iPood (that was intentional) and the bathroom is sure to be your favorite room in the house.
Idina Menzel: 'Let It Go'
We know, we know … If you hear this song one more time you might lose your mind. But seriously, how perfect is this in the context of going to the bathroom?
Journey: 'Don’t Stop Believin’'
Trust us, you will eventually be able to leave the house without fear that your toddler is going to pee in the car seat. This anthem might be more for you than your toddler.
Taylor Swift: 'Shake It Off'
We’re going to put this in the “boy” category. Master the art of the stand-up pee with this perfect song.
Salt-n-Pepa: 'Push It'
We could get graphic, but this song really says it all. Your kid will have the words to this song memorized in a heartbeat and will likely sing it somewhere inappropriate.
Just smile and blame your husband.
Michael Jackson: 'Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’
Yes, this is precisely the point. We wanna be startin’ somethin’ … somethin’ along the lines of excreting into a bowl versus in your diaper.
Guns N’ Roses: 'Patience'
Whistle along to this classic. It will help the time pass as you wait for it … wait for it … she may or may not be pooping … keep whistling.
Just smile and blame your husband.
Bachman-Turner Overdrive: 'Takin’ Care of Business'
We’ve all got business to take care of. When it comes to the business of going potty, it’s best to conduct these meetings The Tiled Conference Room.
Black Eyed Peas: 'Let’s Get It Started'
Tic toc tic toc. Perhaps if I run the faucet it will inspire you to get things started a bit more quickly?
Britney Spears: 'Toxic'
Yes, poop can be toxic. But look on the bright side: You are a mere steps away from never having to change a poopy diaper again. Three cheers for potty training!
