American Gothic, er, Horror
Mossy Oak Breakup
Oh what a tangled web we weave when we get our naked pregnant bodies caught in the leaves?
Photo via Team Jimmy Joe
Little Man
It's like you've got this little man growing inside of you! Or painted on you.
Photo via Awkward Family Photos
Slam Dunk
Well it's a three-pointer for this guy who knows he scored with his lady. Oh wait—we get it! It's like she's carrying a basketball under there! Ha! Funny!
Photo via SF Gate
Little Pumpkin
Not an actual pumpkin—just a painting. On her belly. Of her little pumpkin.
Photo via Funny-Potato
Rudolph?
Well, it wasn't sugar plums dancing in her head when she thought of this idea.
Photo via Kelsey Quinn
Hazardous for your Health
She must have that unflattering pregnancy flatulence. Nice outfit, though.
Photo via PictoVista
Wigging Out
We would want to hide our identities, too, if we had taken this picture.
Photo via Awkward Family Photos
Water Birth Gone Bad
When the midwife suggested a water birth, I'm guessing she meant a birthing tub. (Preferably, a clean one.)
Photo via Awkward Family Photos
Nothing to See Here
They're either nursing or trying to get a peek at their unborn sibling. Either way, it's a lose-lose.
Photo via Awkward Family Photos
Like Rabbits
Apparently, they took this expression a little too seriously.
Photo via Awkward Family Photos
Forced Perspective
Baby Bumpzilla attacks again … especially after she sees this photo.
Photo via Bonita Simpson
Green Thing
She's trying to make the best of what she saw on the 4-D Ultrasound but it is what it is, you know?
Photo via Parenting
In-Vest-Ed
We want to know what that vest is lined with because happiness like this is pretty rare.
Photo via Gaby Alcala
Earning Her Stripes
That's right. You are a tiger … and we hear you roar—but, what in the world?
Photo via Awkward Family Photos
Snow Bunny
Baby, it's cold outside … and you have no shirt on. But you did remember your beanie, so that's good.
Photo via Team Jimmy Joe
Pregnancy Fatigue
Carrying all that extra weight around, the exhaustion—it gets to you. Luckily, she's got herself a portable bench. Meet Larry.
Photo via PopHangover
His and Hers
Talk about sympathy pregnancy symptoms. She's 8 months and he's about 6. He hasn't embraced the "glow" everyone keeps talking about.
Photo via PictoVista
Clowning Around
What a Turkey
The first rule of pregnancy club: You don't upstage your own pregnancy photo with a turkey that's bigger than your baby bump. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT.
Photo via PopHangover
Endorsed
This couple puts the "k" in "klassy" with their creative product placement in their pregnancy photo shoot.
Photo via Funny Stuff for your Day
