Cringe-Worthy Pregnancy Photos

Disguised

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Um. You want us to see all that belly but not your face? *side eye*

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Photo via Mothering

Handout

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Looking for a handout? No, a hand out? Here you go.

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Photo via Deseando Ser Madre

American Gothic, er, Horror

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Put those away. Seriously.

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Photo via Awkward Family Photos

Peekaboo

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Somethings are best left hidden.

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Photo via Awkward Family Photos

Mossy Oak Breakup

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Oh what a tangled web we weave when we get our naked pregnant bodies caught in the leaves?

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Photo via Team Jimmy Joe

Little Man

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It's like you've got this little man growing inside of you! Or painted on you.

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Photo via Awkward Family Photos

Slam Dunk

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Well it's a three-pointer for this guy who knows he scored with his lady. Oh wait—we get it! It's like she's carrying a basketball under there! Ha! Funny!

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Photo via SF Gate

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Little Pumpkin

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Not an actual pumpkin—just a painting. On her belly. Of her little pumpkin.

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Photo via Funny-Potato

A Peek Inside

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"Give Daddy a kiss" has never been creepier.

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Photo via Awkward Family Photos

Rudolph?

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Well, it wasn't sugar plums dancing in her head when she thought of this idea.

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Photo via Kelsey Quinn

Hazardous for your Health

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She must have that unflattering pregnancy flatulence. Nice outfit, though.

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Photo via PictoVista

Field of Faux Dreams

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Well, isn't this … cheesy?

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Photo via Amber Chiasson

Wigging Out

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We would want to hide our identities, too, if we had taken this picture.

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Photo via Awkward Family Photos

Water Birth Gone Bad

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When the midwife suggested a water birth, I'm guessing she meant a birthing tub. (Preferably, a clean one.)

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Photo via Awkward Family Photos

Nothing to See Here

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They're either nursing or trying to get a peek at their unborn sibling. Either way, it's a lose-lose.

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Photo via Awkward Family Photos

Like Rabbits

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Apparently, they took this expression a little too seriously.

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Photo via Awkward Family Photos

Forced Perspective

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Baby Bumpzilla attacks again … especially after she sees this photo.

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Photo via Bonita Simpson

Green Thing

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She's trying to make the best of what she saw on the 4-D Ultrasound but it is what it is, you know?

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Photo via Parenting

In-Vest-Ed

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We want to know what that vest is lined with because happiness like this is pretty rare.

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Photo via Gaby Alcala

Still Loading ...

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*Taps fingers on desk*

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Photo via Kelly Psonak

Earning Her Stripes

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That's right. You are a tiger … and we hear you roar—but, what in the world?

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Photo via Awkward Family Photos

Mother Earth

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Daryl Hannah called. She wants her "Splash" wardrobe back.

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Photo via Mothering

Snow Bunny

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Baby, it's cold outside … and you have no shirt on. But you did remember your beanie, so that's good.

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Photo via Team Jimmy Joe

Pregnancy Fatigue

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Carrying all that extra weight around, the exhaustion—it gets to you. Luckily, she's got herself a portable bench. Meet Larry.

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Photo via PopHangover

MORE: Fun Photo Ideas to Track Your Baby Bump

His and Hers

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Talk about sympathy pregnancy symptoms. She's 8 months and he's about 6. He hasn't embraced the "glow" everyone keeps talking about.

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Photo via PictoVista

Clowning Around

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No wonder so many people are scared of clowns.

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Photo via PopHangover

What a Turkey

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The first rule of pregnancy club: You don't upstage your own pregnancy photo with a turkey that's bigger than your baby bump. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT.

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Photo via PopHangover

Endorsed

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This couple puts the "k" in "klassy" with their creative product placement in their pregnancy photo shoot.

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Photo via Funny Stuff for your Day