The Nightly Prayer
"Alone" Time
Stealth Moves
Put it this way: At this point, you could disarm a ticking time bomb.
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Bathroom Stalker
Cleanup Time
Hey, as long as they're not killing each other in there, do you really care?
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New Parents
What every new parent is thinking. (At every second of every day.)
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Little Sleep Stealer
Yep, if babies could talk, we bet this is exactly what they'd say.
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The Diagnosis
Mary by Day, Cruella by Night
Bon Appetit?
Because nothing says "I'm glad I'm your mom" than a giant sperm-themed cake.
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Huh?
House of Pain
Jesus' Parents
Joseph and Mary—earning bragging rights since 1 B.C.
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Gone Missing
"Fun" with Dad
Fatherhood in a Nutshell
If you can't handle a diaper-clad toddler standing directly on your face at 5 o'clock in the morning … you may want to reconsider parenthood.
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Sleep? What's That?
We sure hope you enjoyed college. Because that's the last time you're going to sleep 'til noon on a Saturday EVER AGAIN.
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Attention Deficit Kid Disorder
Mom = 007
… and wolfing it down without leaving a single trace of evidence.
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Over the Hill
Life Lessons
Who Wears Short Shorts?
Dads: embarrassing their daughters in public since the dawn of time.
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Best Gift Ever
Let's all take a moment to give this dad the slow clap he deserves.
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Ice Cream Blues
