20 Awesome White Elephant Gift Ideas

Shower Wine Glass Holder

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We don't know how we lasted so long without a shower wine glass holder. This infamous Sipski one (currently $15) from Urban Outfitters is a waterproof holder with a silicon backing that can keep your wine in reach, even in the bathroom. Because why shower like a normal person when you can shower in luxury like a queen?

The Guzzle Buddy

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Drinking from the bottle got so much classier when the Guzzle Buddy (currently sold from $12.99 to $17.99) entered the gift scene. Just screw the glass directly into the top of your wine or beer (or soda and sparkling cider, for non-alcoholic drinkers) and enjoy. There's no splash, no mess and no judgment.

Funny Wine Charms

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OK, one more alcohol-themed option. Charm the room with hilarious wine charms, like this set of wine puns and jokes by KellysMagnets on Etsy. The set of four, 1-inch prints sealed with scratch-resistant resin currently sells for $15. Or maybe you're feeling more retro, catty or Christmas AF. Whatever you choose, the recipient will be so happy and ready for wine o' clock.

'Ring for a Coffee' Bell

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You'll definitely get the attention of every coffee fiend among your coworkers, friends or family with a "ring for coffee" bell. (This one's on Amazon for $7.99 and there's also a tea bell for tea lovers.) This novelty gift, unfortunately, doesn't come with a barista. But we bet that with enough annoying rings, someone's bound to fetch a hot cup of joe to stop the madness.

Essential Oil Diffuser

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Think people in the office need to calm the heck down? Give the gift of relaxation with an essential oil diffuser. It's the perfect addition to any home or working space to lift one's mood during or after an exhausting day. This InnoGear aromatherapy essential oil diffuser has more than 14,000 customer reviews on Amazon, with a 4.5-starred average rating, and currently costs $20.99. The wood-grain exterior is gorgeous and refreshing, and it comes with seven mood lights, as well as different time settings.

Subscription to a Meal Delivery Service

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We all have days when we just can't with grocery shopping or hardcore cooking. If there's any gift card you should give as a white elephant gift, make it one for a meal delivery service. Subscription services like Blue Apron, Hello Fresh and Plated offer prepped or pre-made recipes that don't take too long to make and taste freakin' great. Bonus? The ingredients show up right at the customer's door.

Hilarious Calendar for the New Year

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Your white elephant gift could mean a year's worth of laughs with the right 2019 calendar. This Dog Shaming Day-to-Day Calendar (currently about $12 on Amazon ) is a hilarious collection of cute criminal canines with signs describing their transgressions. Yeah, you ate all the Christmas cookies when we weren't looking, Max. But how can we stay mad when you're so cute? Non-pup-lovers (you monsters!) might choose an awkward family photos calendar, a dad jokes calendar or (heaven forbid) a cat calendar, instead.

Pizza Socks in a Pizza Box

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Getting socks for Christmas just got so much more exciting with these pizza socks in a pizza box. Yes, these rolled up socks look like pizza slices, and yes, they come in a pizza box of their own! This variety version by MegCyprianStore on Etsy (currently retailing for about $29) includes Italian, Hawaiian, Capriciosa, pepperoni and vegetarian "flavors."

'If You Really Love Me You'll Let Me Sleep' Pillow

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We might just have to steal this gift back for ourselves. This pillow (the cover is currently going for $9.99 on Amazon) is the perfect reminder to your spouse and children that, if they really loved you, they would tiptoe away and let you sleep for once.

A Plant

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Hear us out: Plants and herbs make the perfect gift for almost anyone. (Even those with little gardening knowledge can usually keep a succulent alive.) Potted plants are one-of-a-kind, thoughtful and breathe life into the room, both literally and figuratively.

Muffin Top Baking Cups

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These "cheeky" Fred muffin top bake cups are going to be the talk of the party (currently on Amazon for about $9.50 ). Fill these cute denim-style cups with the batter you're craving. The extra bulge in the middle that'll form is just more to love!

Funny Yoga Mats

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If it's a white elephant exchange between fellow yogis or workout buds, a funny mat would make every session a little more pleasant. This personalized mat comes in six phrase options, including "After this we're getting pizza," and three color combo options—making it a useful and hilarious gift. (For those with higher white elephant budgets, these mats at Bed Bath & Beyond are currently about $44.)

Sweater Mug Hugger

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What better way to keep your mug of tea or coffee warm than with a tiny sweater of its own? These adorable mug koozies (currently only $4.99 on Uncommon Goods) with a traditional knit pattern in either tan or gray even have tiny sleeves! Yeah, someone's going to have the best-dressed mug in the building.

Novelty Candles

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There are so many interesting candles out there, it won't be hard to find one that speaks to your crew. For rosé-obsessed people like us, this Yes Way Rosé Vibes candle ($45) features fresh rose petals, blond woods and spice, and comes in the brand's signature peachy-pink rosé hue. Imagine lighting a rosé-inspired candle and partaking in a glass of wine. Yeah, that's the smell and taste of happiness.

Foot Hammock

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The lucky soul who gets your gift will have the happiest feet in the office. What better way to work than with a small hammock for your feet? You can raise or lower the hammock depending on your mood. This Füüt version on Connect Design comes in six different colors and retails for $30.

'Dad Jokes' Book

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Every dad thinks he's hilarious. Why not spread the joy? A great book like "The Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes" (currently $12.36 on Amazon) will arm the reader with an arsenal of terrible jokes to elicit a room full of laughs (or groans). If you're not feeling the dad jokes, some other hilarious books include "The Hungover Cookbook" and "Fat Cat Art: Famous Masterpieces Improved by a Ginger Cat With Attitude."

Bob Ross Toaster

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Spread the good vibes with a Bob Ross toaster (about $34 on Amazon), which will burn the infamous painter's smiling face onto your toast. If you're more of a waffle person, you're in luck because there's also a waffle maker that'll turn your waffle into the shape of Bob Ross' face, ready for butter and syrup. "Let's get crazy."

Squatty Potty

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If you haven't heard about the Squatty Potty yet, your mind is about to be blown. The 7-inch stool raises your knees above your hips for natural, healthy squats for better, strain-free poops. Yeah, we're absolutely serious. The original is $24.99 (and the company has just unveiled black and pink versions) but there are many other types of toilet stools to choose from, including one that lights up at night.

White Elephant Book Ends

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You can take the white elephant literally with these Jonathan Adler bookends (about $35) that are both adorable and functional. Or go for white-elephant-themed mugs, pillows, candle holders instead—anything that'll add a little friendly face and style to your giftee's home.

Booze

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If you're looking for a last-minute gift, a bottle or two of good alcohol is usually one of the most-coveted white elephant items. Think barrel-aged tequilas, a nitro milk stout or a rugged shiraz to complete the holidays. Cheers!