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Once a King, Always a King
But I’ll always be your little heir to the throne, right?
Some Rhyming Action
One thing will always remain true, little sibling, I will always be the heir, and you will always be the spare.
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No Jealousy Here
Yes Mummy, enjoy me now. Because when that baby is born, I plan to make your life a living hell.
Denial
If you ask about the baby in Mummy's belly, I will cut thee.
I've Got This, People
Calm down, commoners. This is STILL my kingdom.
Mama's Boy
My mom won’t eat sushi or soft cheese with me anymore. She’s changed, man.
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The Responsible Eldest
Younger sibling, I have but one request: Put a hundred on red for me when you go to Vegas with Uncle Harry.
The Things That REALLY Matter
I’m getting a baby brother or sister! And in other news, I just took a royal dump in my pants.
