Cole Gamble has written for Babble, Mental Floss, Cracked and The Daily Beast. He lives in Portland with his wife, two kids, a diabetic cat and a neurotic Border Collie who pees himself every time his name is called. When they first met, his wife found him funny but now not so much.
What was your favorite childhood toy?
A Casio synthesizer that played “Jingle Bells” in dog barks.
