Cat Book for Cat People
Surprise! Your office/team/book club/support group decided to take part in the time-honored Secret Santa holiday tradition. Ugly ornaments are always an option, but why not try something actually fun for once?
You drew the club cat lady's name? Mittens wants her to have "How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You," but only you can make it happen.
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Death Star Ice Cube Maker
There's a "Star Wars" fan in every office, and you drew that name this year. Stay in the Force's comfort zone and go with a Death Star ice cube maker.
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Ginger Ale Kit Kat
Shut down the office foodie with a ginger ale-flavored Kit Kat. That will end lectures on sous vide right there.
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Germ-Containing Face Mask
Secret Santa gifts do not require subtlety. If you're tired of Bob in billing's endless stream of cold germs, wrap and tag a USB germ mask from Thanko, and watch the rest of the office thank you.
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Perfect Bacon Bowl (As Seen on TV!)
Place-settings made from bacon? There's a gadget for that! And it's your job, Secret Santa, to gift the perfect bacon bowl to one lucky winner.
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Clip-on Coffee Holder
Coffee belongs next to you always. This clip-on coffee cup holder ensures its recipient can clip-and-sip anywhere, anytime.
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Frosted Doughnut-Scented Notebook
Notebooks should not smell like office supply stores. Which is why this frosted doughnut-scented notebook smells like a Dunkin' Donuts.
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Extreme Fly Gun
Less than $10, the extreme fly gun is a perfectly annoying gift for that insanely annoying co-worker who can focus on, you know, work.
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Self-Stirring Coffee Mug
The line for creamers around the support group coffee cistern gets crazy long. The self-stirring mug takes out crucial and time-consuming steps in the hot drink-making process.
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Hamster Shoes
Three words: heels for hamsters. Merry Christmas from the best Secret Santa ever. (Hamster not included.)
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